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Merlin Chestwatch
Oct. 22nd, 2012 10:05 pm1:03 In which Gwen's dad gets ill and the only way to heal him is with top secret sorcery, and Arthur searches Merlin's room for signs of forbidden sorcery and reveals what a useless D.I. he'd be by missing the Giant Book of Sorcery hiding under a shirt.
29:15 cryptic dragon is irritatingly cryptic about the elements. Merlin is irritated.
37:45 appearance of multiteethed lizard skinned monster
38:30 confirmation monster is mainly covered in treacle
39:30 monster is dead. Creepy witch from the Corrs is upset.
40:00 Gaius again pronounces "sorcerer" as "sauserer" - one assumes they make mystic sausages.
42:40 first melodramatic "Merlin you will pay for this!" from the Corr.
All shirts remain ON throughout episode.
1.04 in which Merlin wears ceremonial robes which involve a giant feather hat and after that nothing much else matters. Well.. Damien Knox, the comics editor from Spaced, turns up with some soldiers, Merlin almost dies, and Arthur runs off to pick flowers to save him against the will of Controlling!Uther.
21:25 Arthur kills many CGI pixels in the woods
26:20 Merlin makes a magic ball which gives Arthur super strength.
30:00 Arthur has his shirt on but the v neck has grown absurdly long. All he needs is a medallion. Uther locks him in a cell. THERE IS ANGST!!
35:30 Gaius does magic.
36:38 Merlin is dead for a bit. Gaius/Gwen blame fest. Then he isn't dead.
37:35 Gwen/Merlin kiss.
41:40 Uther says he is proud of Arthur!
All shirts remain ON throughout episode.
1:05 in which Lancelot (he likes to dance a lot!) appears! And has well defined cheekbones. That's the entire plot.
0:40 Lancelot fights GIANT pixels, then runs for it!
2:20 lifting of the bottom of Lancelot's shirt to look at his wounds. 2 slightly icky seconds.
10:23 there is measuring of Lancelot's chest - over his shirt!
13:40 Arthur in medallion shirt. With medallion.
26:10 knights fight CGI bird with swords, the arrow, for shooting in the air, not having been invented yet.
28:40 the CGI bird is made of MAGIC!
29:50 Gaius suggests Merlin uses magic to save Arthur in the name of DESTINY
38:03 Griffon jousting. Griffon collapses in a puff of magic.
42:00 Lancelot rides off into the distance
All shirts remain ON throughout episode, with minor lifting
Not much for the graph today.
29:15 cryptic dragon is irritatingly cryptic about the elements. Merlin is irritated.
37:45 appearance of multiteethed lizard skinned monster
38:30 confirmation monster is mainly covered in treacle
39:30 monster is dead. Creepy witch from the Corrs is upset.
40:00 Gaius again pronounces "sorcerer" as "sauserer" - one assumes they make mystic sausages.
42:40 first melodramatic "Merlin you will pay for this!" from the Corr.
All shirts remain ON throughout episode.
1.04 in which Merlin wears ceremonial robes which involve a giant feather hat and after that nothing much else matters. Well.. Damien Knox, the comics editor from Spaced, turns up with some soldiers, Merlin almost dies, and Arthur runs off to pick flowers to save him against the will of Controlling!Uther.
21:25 Arthur kills many CGI pixels in the woods
26:20 Merlin makes a magic ball which gives Arthur super strength.
30:00 Arthur has his shirt on but the v neck has grown absurdly long. All he needs is a medallion. Uther locks him in a cell. THERE IS ANGST!!
35:30 Gaius does magic.
36:38 Merlin is dead for a bit. Gaius/Gwen blame fest. Then he isn't dead.
37:35 Gwen/Merlin kiss.
41:40 Uther says he is proud of Arthur!
All shirts remain ON throughout episode.
1:05 in which Lancelot (he likes to dance a lot!) appears! And has well defined cheekbones. That's the entire plot.
0:40 Lancelot fights GIANT pixels, then runs for it!
2:20 lifting of the bottom of Lancelot's shirt to look at his wounds. 2 slightly icky seconds.
10:23 there is measuring of Lancelot's chest - over his shirt!
13:40 Arthur in medallion shirt. With medallion.
26:10 knights fight CGI bird with swords, the arrow, for shooting in the air, not having been invented yet.
28:40 the CGI bird is made of MAGIC!
29:50 Gaius suggests Merlin uses magic to save Arthur in the name of DESTINY
38:03 Griffon jousting. Griffon collapses in a puff of magic.
42:00 Lancelot rides off into the distance
All shirts remain ON throughout episode, with minor lifting
Not much for the graph today.
