Merlin Chestwatch
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1:08 in which Mordred appears and we are unsure what part he plays in DESTINY!
14:10 Gaius gives Merlin an anatomy lesson. Out of a book and stuff. for medicine stuff. No kink at all.
15:40 Merlin meets with cryptic dragon. Dragon is annoyingly cryptic. Surprise!
16:50 ill child is bare chested with a fever. This does Not Count.
27:25 Evil Uther has Morgana in a choke hold. This may be where Morgana starts turning,
32:22 Merlin meets cryptic dragon. Dragon is cryptic.
41:10 oh, no, THIS is where Morgana turns evil. Scarey eyes and everything.
42:10 Mordred's eyes are CGI-d mega blue and he stares hard at Arthur.
Shirts remain ON throughout.
1:09 in which you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. But despite Excalibur appearing, there is no lake full of watery tart.
1:40 Arthur, having come of age, is crowned Prince of Camelot
2:15 dark rider on horseback leaps through a window, shattering it. He may be the black knight. He does not say Ni.
9:55 Owain loses battle against the black knight. Oops. should never have picked up the gauntlet. Next knight stands in line to die. Poor Sir Pellinor. Note all Arthur's men wear red.
12:00 wild handwaving of Arthurian legend.
13:25 the black knight is run through by a sword. He DOES NOT DIE! It is only a fleshwound! Sir Pellinor dies and Arthur is next in line
18:15 Arthur is practising swordplay by candleight in his v neck shirt. with, y'know. an actual sword. of metal. With a blade. Not any other kind of sword.
19:10 Uther says "evil" and sounds JUST LIKE Mr Gently Benevolent! Yay!
26:05 Merlin talks to dragon. Dragon helps make a sword. This is not involving a lake. Dragon is also not cryptic!
35:30 Uther fights instead of Arthur. Uther is very brave and victorious! Then Uther looks a little old and tired.
36:30 Shirtless Uther is healed by Gaius. Shirt back on at 36:50
37:20 Uther declares something like affection for Arthur and is Not Witholding!
39:30 Dragon shouts at Merlin until he gets out of bed. Dragon is cryptic. It had to happen.
41:40 Merlin throws sword into lake.
9 episodes in and no shirtless Arthur. I am beginning to think it is a myth.
14:10 Gaius gives Merlin an anatomy lesson. Out of a book and stuff. for medicine stuff. No kink at all.
15:40 Merlin meets with cryptic dragon. Dragon is annoyingly cryptic. Surprise!
16:50 ill child is bare chested with a fever. This does Not Count.
27:25 Evil Uther has Morgana in a choke hold. This may be where Morgana starts turning,
32:22 Merlin meets cryptic dragon. Dragon is cryptic.
41:10 oh, no, THIS is where Morgana turns evil. Scarey eyes and everything.
42:10 Mordred's eyes are CGI-d mega blue and he stares hard at Arthur.
Shirts remain ON throughout.
1:09 in which you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. But despite Excalibur appearing, there is no lake full of watery tart.
1:40 Arthur, having come of age, is crowned Prince of Camelot
2:15 dark rider on horseback leaps through a window, shattering it. He may be the black knight. He does not say Ni.
9:55 Owain loses battle against the black knight. Oops. should never have picked up the gauntlet. Next knight stands in line to die. Poor Sir Pellinor. Note all Arthur's men wear red.
12:00 wild handwaving of Arthurian legend.
13:25 the black knight is run through by a sword. He DOES NOT DIE! It is only a fleshwound! Sir Pellinor dies and Arthur is next in line
18:15 Arthur is practising swordplay by candleight in his v neck shirt. with, y'know. an actual sword. of metal. With a blade. Not any other kind of sword.
19:10 Uther says "evil" and sounds JUST LIKE Mr Gently Benevolent! Yay!
26:05 Merlin talks to dragon. Dragon helps make a sword. This is not involving a lake. Dragon is also not cryptic!
35:30 Uther fights instead of Arthur. Uther is very brave and victorious! Then Uther looks a little old and tired.
36:30 Shirtless Uther is healed by Gaius. Shirt back on at 36:50
37:20 Uther declares something like affection for Arthur and is Not Witholding!
39:30 Dragon shouts at Merlin until he gets out of bed. Dragon is cryptic. It had to happen.
41:40 Merlin throws sword into lake.
9 episodes in and no shirtless Arthur. I am beginning to think it is a myth.